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Don't Read This!

Sun Jan 6, 2013, 2:40 PM
  • Mood: Psychotic
  • Listening to: Gorillaz- The Fall
  • Drinking: Tea
Don't. I'm warning you. Turn back now. You have so much life left to live, you don't need to stumble through this wretched thing :fear:

CelestialMemories tagged me. 11 times. Thus, 121 facts you never wanted to know:

1. I have two cats and both of them are psycho.
2. Loud noises terrify me (fireworks, guns, balloons)
3. I once fell in a tank with a whale.
4. I never throw out things people give me. Like, ever. (if I had more friends I'd be on hoarders)
5. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd be one of the ones dead in 5 minutes.
6. I have a really hard time writing poems for people.
7. I've been on and off sick with different things since November.
8. DogmaticKerr extended my premium because he's fantastic and in love with my muro drawings.
9. I sometimes write down things people say so I can remember them for a long time.
10. I can't play first person shooters. I always run into walls.
11. I have a lot of family overseas.
12. My cousin once made fun of me for having an "accent."
13. I'm scatter-brained and lose everything.
14. I can speak really broken Spanish.
15. My dentist offered me a "kick in the britches" the last time I came in. (Still confused.)
16. I am eating kraft macaroni right now because yolo.
17. I have latch hooked half of a lion (about 2x3 feet) and left it for over a year and a half now.
18. I have a clunky tetris handheld from 2003 that's still one of my favorite games ever.
19. The game used to be my dad's, but I stole it.
20. I love horror films enough to be able to categorize them.
21. I have a folder for all the works for or inspired by me because I'm narcissistic and still surprised.
22. When I was little, I broke my mom's toe.
23. When I was little, I broke my own arm twice.
24. When I was little, I broke my brother's collarbone.
25. When I was little, my family called me the bone-crusher. :stare:
26. I have a letter on my wall that I wrote myself (to remind me)
27. My first teddy bear's name was Cutie Bear. So creative.
28. CelestialMemories is one of the funniest people on earth.
29. Ad-Kins, Bluezbreakr, and LuminescentRayne have all also made me cry with laughter.
30. I used to be obsessed with Phantom of the Opera.
31. I don't understand irony. At all. (I'd say that's ironic… but then my head would explode)
32. My laptop box is still sitting on floor, from October.
33. I always ask far too many questions because I'm curious.
34. I have huge anxiety when I talk on the phone with someone for the first time.
35. I hate discussing my problems with people.
36. I have a house phone in my room that doesn't connect to anything.
37. I once tried to write a story about vampire assassins because I'm stupid.
38. I am part of the baycrew.
39. I write random words down as notes to myself and forget what they mean.
40. I write in notebooks and have about 15 lying around.
41. I have really big blue eyes. (A boy once told me I had "fish eyes.")
42. I have a boy's middle name.
43. I love hot chocolate.
44. I actually do sit in the corner when I'm sad :noes: I'm pathetic.
45. I used to always steal moths when I was little, believing they were butterflies.
46. I used to tell myself stories to fall asleep.
47. I had to explain hash tags to my mom.
48. This will be the first year I've consistently written and had pieces to look back on.
49. I know a lot of random facts about George Washington. (He was a ginger.)
50. I don't cry in front of people. I do cry more than average, though.
51. I am single.
52. I find it hard to talk about myself.
53. I love getting long notes/ letters and hearing about people.
54. I've fallen asleep on a group call before.
55. When I'm worried about my relationship with someone I dream about them.
56. I love quoting songs.
57. I just recently began dating my work. (saying when I wrote it)
58. I have some weird resentment towards uploading old pieces.
59. I've always wanted someone to sing me to sleep.
60. I get ramble-y late at night when I talk.
61. I can't draw to save my life.
62. I have hit people who have made fun of my older brother.
63. He's agreed with them when they've made fun of me xD (he's super passive)
64. I have a very short memory.
65. I have a mini flip-out whenever people say something unnecessarily kind to me.
66. I don't even know how to respond to MozartsNemesis and thepoetboy's unbelievable comments anymore.
67. I rarely go out to see movies.
68. I worry a lot about what people think of me.
69. I have a really immature sense of humor ;D
70. No matter what tense it's in, I always read the word "read" wrong.
71. I'm surprised when people actually read and enjoy my writing.
72. Spinning rides make me sick.
73. I despise the heat.
74. I always wanted to live in the woods.
75. I usually hate the things I've written a few weeks after.
76. I want to live like a hermit when I grow up and never do anything :stare:
77. I adore this: "Are you a witty pickup line because please go out with me."
78. I have to make myself delete messages sometimes or else I look back at them too often.
79. I twitch when I'm supposed to stay still.
80. I get freaked out when I have more than 1 task to do, even if they're tiny.
81. I'm really boring.
82. Sometimes I don't realize when I'm writing about myself.
83. I like to make people smile.
84. I'm really self-conscious.
85. I used to hate my weight and I did a bunch of really stupid [bad] things because of it.
86. I cry when I know other people are sad.
87. I'd give anything of my own to make someone else feel better.
88. I want to save people and I feel bad when I can't.
89. I love photography, it's probably my favorite visual art.
90. I can't play any instruments but I can read music.
91. I can sing the alphabet backwards.
92. When I'm scared my stomach drops.
93. I have issues with punctuation.
94. I don't know how to move on.
95. My biggest fear is not being enough. That comes up in a lot of ways.
96. Sometimes I worry I will run out of words.
97. All the skype calls I go on verbally abuse me. It's a tough life for a thug.
98. I used to want to go somewhere where no one knew my name.
99. I don't know why you're still here. I warned you.
100. Stupid jokes make me happy.
101. I know the whole theme song for Veggie Tales.
102. I love to go to the zoo.
103. I do almost all my writing before I fall asleep.
104. I love Sudoku and Places Please puzzles. I'm a loser.
105. forestmeetwildfire's features are my favorite in the world.
106. I am not a banana.
107. I read halfway through a lot of books and forget about them.
108. I think silly romantic gestures are the sweetest things ever.
109. I was afraid of the dark until I was about 9.
110. No one ever pays me in gum.
111. Everyone buys me scarves, I don't know why. I don't even get snow here.
112. I tried to write a song once. It turned out terribly.
113. I don't watch any current TV shows.
114. King of the Hill all day every day, yo. Netflix style.
115. I hate the sound of silverware scraping together.
116. I don't drink coffee, it makes me jittery.
117. The normal emotes on this site bother me. :) what ugly smiley faces
118. I love lullabies.
119. My handwriting is chicken scratch.
120. I usually am too lazy to put on makeup.
121. I have no life. I just spent hours writing 121 facts about myself.



I did it. I'm so proud of myself. Now I can go away foreverrr.


In other news, I'm going a couple projects I wanted to mention briefly. The first is the :iconglory-be-project: where the challenge is to write something every day. It's been really easy so far, it's why I'm dating all my work. The other project is something I saw somewhere I can't remember. But basically, I have a jar. Every time something good happens - someone says something kind, something goes well, someone gives me a gift, etc. anything good - I write it down and put it in the jar. That way when 2014 begins, I can look and see all the good things that happened. 2013 seems like it'll be a positive year.

Well. I think I've heard enough about myself to last a lifetime. If you made it this far then you're absolutely bonkers. Have a lovely week! :heart::

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BrotherGrimSVSD Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
Now that I have finally read this, I gotta say that that's a lot of comments for a journal titled "Don't Read This!" :meow:

I also feel compelled to say that you are effing awesome. :D
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intricately-ordinary Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know, right? no one listens


and no :stare:
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BrotherGrimSVSD Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
:D

Yes! You'd totally be my lady bro if I knew you personally! :w00t!:
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autumnlit Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
:heart: :huggle:
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intricately-ordinary Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:tighthug:
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CrumbledWings Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013
mind overloading and don't worry i'll pay you with gum (not strident layers though ;P)
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intricately-ordinary Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
it's so looong why did you read it :noes:
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BrotherGrimSVSD Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Student Writer
It's not loading for me! I can't see your beautiful words! :(
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intricately-ordinary Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Good :stare: it's' awful
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schneekrahe Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
5. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd be one of the ones dead in 5 minutes.
- oh, don't worry, me too. i'm ... actually shit-scared of zombies .n.
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