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Don't Read This!

Sun Jan 6, 2013, 2:40 PM
  • Mood: Psychotic
  • Listening to: Gorillaz- The Fall
  • Drinking: Tea
Don't. I'm warning you. Turn back now. You have so much life left to live, you don't need to stumble through this wretched thing :fear:

~CelestialMemories tagged me. 11 times. Thus, 121 facts you never wanted to know:

1. I have two cats and both of them are psycho.
2. Loud noises terrify me (fireworks, guns, balloons)
3. I once fell in a tank with a whale.
4. I never throw out things people give me. Like, ever. (if I had more friends I'd be on hoarders)
5. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd be one of the ones dead in 5 minutes.
6. I have a really hard time writing poems for people.
7. I've been on and off sick with different things since November.
8. *DogmaticKerr extended my premium because he's fantastic and in love with my muro drawings.
9. I sometimes write down things people say so I can remember them for a long time.
10. I can't play first person shooters. I always run into walls.
11. I have a lot of family overseas.
12. My cousin once made fun of me for having an "accent."
13. I'm scatter-brained and lose everything.
14. I can speak really broken Spanish.
15. My dentist offered me a "kick in the britches" the last time I came in. (Still confused.)
16. I am eating kraft macaroni right now because yolo.
17. I have latch hooked half of a lion (about 2x3 feet) and left it for over a year and a half now.
18. I have a clunky tetris handheld from 2003 that's still one of my favorite games ever.
19. The game used to be my dad's, but I stole it.
20. I love horror films enough to be able to categorize them.
21. I have a folder for all the works for or inspired by me because I'm narcissistic and still surprised.
22. When I was little, I broke my mom's toe.
23. When I was little, I broke my own arm twice.
24. When I was little, I broke my brother's collarbone.
25. When I was little, my family called me the bone-crusher. :stare:
26. I have a letter on my wall that I wrote myself (to remind me)
27. My first teddy bear's name was Cutie Bear. So creative.
28. ~CelestialMemories is one of the funniest people on earth.
29. ~Ad-Kins, ~Bluezbreakr, and ~DarkusRayne have all also made me cry with laughter.
30. I used to be obsessed with Phantom of the Opera.
31. I don't understand irony. At all. (I'd say that's ironic… but then my head would explode)
32. My laptop box is still sitting on floor, from October.
33. I always ask far too many questions because I'm curious.
34. I have huge anxiety when I talk on the phone with someone for the first time.
35. I hate discussing my problems with people.
36. I have a house phone in my room that doesn't connect to anything.
37. I once tried to write a story about vampire assassins because I'm stupid.
38. I am part of the baycrew.
39. I write random words down as notes to myself and forget what they mean.
40. I write in notebooks and have about 15 lying around.
41. I have really big blue eyes. (A boy once told me I had "fish eyes.")
42. I have a boy's middle name.
43. I love hot chocolate.
44. I actually do sit in the corner when I'm sad :noes: I'm pathetic.
45. I used to always steal moths when I was little, believing they were butterflies.
46. I used to tell myself stories to fall asleep.
47. I had to explain hash tags to my mom.
48. This will be the first year I've consistently written and had pieces to look back on.
49. I know a lot of random facts about George Washington. (He was a ginger.)
50. I don't cry in front of people. I do cry more than average, though.
51. I am single.
52. I find it hard to talk about myself.
53. I love getting long notes/ letters and hearing about people.
54. I've fallen asleep on a group call before.
55. When I'm worried about my relationship with someone I dream about them.
56. I love quoting songs.
57. I just recently began dating my work. (saying when I wrote it)
58. I have some weird resentment towards uploading old pieces.
59. I've always wanted someone to sing me to sleep.
60. I get ramble-y late at night when I talk.
61. I can't draw to save my life.
62. I have hit people who have made fun of my older brother.
63. He's agreed with them when they've made fun of me xD (he's super passive)
64. I have a very short memory.
65. I have a mini flip-out whenever people say something unnecessarily kind to me.
66. I don't even know how to respond to ~MozartsNemesis and ~thepoetboy's unbelievable comments anymore.
67. I rarely go out to see movies.
68. I worry a lot about what people think of me.
69. I have a really immature sense of humor ;D
70. No matter what tense it's in, I always read the word "read" wrong.
71. I'm surprised when people actually read and enjoy my writing.
72. Spinning rides make me sick.
73. I despise the heat.
74. I always wanted to live in the woods.
75. I usually hate the things I've written a few weeks after.
76. I want to live like a hermit when I grow up and never do anything :stare:
77. I adore this: "Are you a witty pickup line because please go out with me."
78. I have to make myself delete messages sometimes or else I look back at them too often.
79. I twitch when I'm supposed to stay still.
80. I get freaked out when I have more than 1 task to do, even if they're tiny.
81. I'm really boring.
82. Sometimes I don't realize when I'm writing about myself.
83. I like to make people smile.
84. I'm really self-conscious.
85. I used to hate my weight and I did a bunch of really stupid [bad] things because of it.
86. I cry when I know other people are sad.
87. I'd give anything of my own to make someone else feel better.
88. I want to save people and I feel bad when I can't.
89. I love photography, it's probably my favorite visual art.
90. I can't play any instruments but I can read music.
91. I can sing the alphabet backwards.
92. When I'm scared my stomach drops.
93. I have issues with punctuation.
94. I don't know how to move on.
95. My biggest fear is not being enough. That comes up in a lot of ways.
96. Sometimes I worry I will run out of words.
97. All the skype calls I go on verbally abuse me. It's a tough life for a thug.
98. I used to want to go somewhere where no one knew my name.
99. I don't know why you're still here. I warned you.
100. Stupid jokes make me happy.
101. I know the whole theme song for Veggie Tales.
102. I love to go to the zoo.
103. I do almost all my writing before I fall asleep.
104. I love Sudoku and Places Please puzzles. I'm a loser.
105. =HillsOfMyst's features are my favorite in the world.
106. I am not a banana.
107. I read halfway through a lot of books and forget about them.
108. I think silly romantic gestures are the sweetest things ever.
109. I was afraid of the dark until I was about 9.
110. No one ever pays me in gum.
111. Everyone buys me scarves, I don't know why. I don't even get snow here.
112. I tried to write a song once. It turned out terribly.
113. I don't watch any current TV shows.
114. King of the Hill all day every day, yo. Netflix style.
115. I hate the sound of silverware scraping together.
116. I don't drink coffee, it makes me jittery.
117. The normal emotes on this site bother me. :) what ugly smiley faces
118. I love lullabies.
119. My handwriting is chicken scratch.
120. I usually am too lazy to put on makeup.
121. I have no life. I just spent hours writing 121 facts about myself.



I did it. I'm so proud of myself. Now I can go away foreverrr.


In other news, I'm going a couple projects I wanted to mention briefly. The first is the :iconglory-be-project: where the challenge is to write something every day. It's been really easy so far, it's why I'm dating all my work. The other project is something I saw somewhere I can't remember. But basically, I have a jar. Every time something good happens - someone says something kind, something goes well, someone gives me a gift, etc. anything good - I write it down and put it in the jar. That way when 2014 begins, I can look and see all the good things that happened. 2013 seems like it'll be a positive year.

Well. I think I've heard enough about myself to last a lifetime. If you made it this far then you're absolutely bonkers. Have a lovely week! :heart::

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~BrotherGrimSVSD Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
Now that I have finally read this, I gotta say that that's a lot of comments for a journal titled "Don't Read This!" :meow:

I also feel compelled to say that you are effing awesome. :D
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~intricately-ordinary Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know, right? no one listens


and no :stare:
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:iconbrothergrimsvsd:
~BrotherGrimSVSD Feb 3, 2013  Student Writer
:D

Yes! You'd totally be my lady bro if I knew you personally! :w00t!:
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*lantern-rose Jan 24, 2013  Professional Writer
:heart: :huggle:
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:iconshadowsoflosthope:
mind overloading and don't worry i'll pay you with gum (not strident layers though ;P)
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:iconintricately-ordinary:
~intricately-ordinary Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
it's so looong why did you read it :noes:
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~BrotherGrimSVSD Jan 20, 2013  Student Writer
It's not loading for me! I can't see your beautiful words! :(
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:iconintricately-ordinary:
~intricately-ordinary Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Good :stare: it's' awful
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*schneekrahe Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
5. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd be one of the ones dead in 5 minutes.
- oh, don't worry, me too. i'm ... actually shit-scared of zombies .n.
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